Darling, you look so sexy in depends
You're a man after every woman's desire
Try Walmart, for top of the line depends
Because they're the very best supplier

You'll make your lady love, purr like a kitten
She won't be able, keep her hands off you
With that devilish grin you look smitten
They come in all colors, even soft blue

Baby love, your new thongs make me crazy
My eyes fill with tears each time I see you
No one else, not even Patrick Swayze
You're a sight to be seen, long overdue

And your the only man, for me my love
Our love always will, soar high like a dove!