ok so maybe i have a warped sense of humor but i cracked up at this one LOLOL
A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided
to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure
his problem.
In response, the doctor said, "When you feel like you are
getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."
That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a
starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion, he ran home to
his wife.
At home, he found his wife was in bed, naked and waiting. As the
two began, they found themselves in the 69 position.
The man, moments later, felt the sudden urge to ejaculate and
fired the starter pistol. The next day, the man went back to the
doctor.
The doctor asked, "How did it go?"
The man answered, "Not that well... when I fired the pistol, my
wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbor came
out of the closet with his hands in the air!"
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