Now keep in mind we're stormers
So swept up do's it is
I think we are a sure thing
We'll make it in show biz!
I'll dye my bestest possum wig
Pinch my cheeks hot pink
Fill my bra to double DD
Woohoo what'll Simon think?!

Since we are the "STORMERS"
A swept up "Do" it is
I have no doubt we'll do it
Make it bigtime in SHOWBIZ!
I'll dye my bestest possum wig
Pinch my cheeks hot pink
Fill my bra to double DD'S
What will Simon think?

BJ write us up a diddy
Make it sound real sweet
Get the crowd all pumped up
Send them jumping to their feet
Edie, Sun and the angels
Will sway and bump and dip
The boys will play the music
So we make booku tips!

i'll throw on a gee string
and let it hang out
ill make ole simon loose his lunch
and paula she will shout
marys heart may skip a beat and edie she will faint
the girls will look all pretty with there swept up do's and paint

i can play the drums but the stool may get cold
with me inside my gee string there won't be much too hold
the audience will go wild when we all walk out on the stage
this will be one story told
and we will all be center page

lol..welcome back Art!!!!!!!!!!

Well look at Art with his G-string
Shakin' it for what it's worth
Simon gets a good look
And predicts Art will come in first!
Randy says he's in the pound
that Art's a true idol dawg
And Paula would surely sing her praise
But she is in a fog!

((((((((Mare)))))))))

The new season
Has finally arrived,
Auditions first
To see who has survived!

Im excited to get a look
At the newbies this season,
How many will become stars
Their talent being the reason.

Simon has a new catch phrase
Sugar being spewed,
He slams them and then says
"Im really not being rude".

Two episodes down
Minneapolis and Seattle,
We're gonna need some more talent
If there is to be an Idol battle!

I watched the first day but missed the next
But a friend of mine sent me a text
She wrote "It's obnoxious, these auditions"
Can't wait until there's just 12 final positions.
Jewel was keeper, I say nix Paula Abdul
And hang on to Randy, I think he's cool!
Simon is Simon, what more can you say
If I didn't know better, I'd swear he was gay.